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We're Not Thirsty

Eating disorders are for pussies.

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Think those whiny pro-ana whores get too much of the attention? Sick of looking at icon after icon of Mary Kate and seeing spoilt rich bitches shower the emaciated little freak with praise and claiming that she looks SOOOOOOOO gorgeous since losing the weight? Does a part of you die every time you see "hip bones" listed in someone's interests?

If you answered yes to these questions, maybe you should think about developing a drinking disorder today. Just think about all the attention you'll get after passing out, naked and dehydrated in the den, only to have your parents rush you to the hospital hours later to be rehydrated intravenously. Think of all the sympathy to be gleaned from bemoaning your deplorable skin condition, cracked lips and horrendous breath. Imagine the immense sense of pride in your own self-discipline, as you refuse water while your friends are already on their third glass of the evening.

If any of this sounds at all attractive to you, then please, JOIN US NOW.

All I ask is that every new member promote in at least one place and provide the link here, to be verified.


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